My Pollinated Apartment

I'm kicking it on my bed, eating some healthy sun chips, watching Reality Bites when I spot a BEE!! In my little studio apartment! So I get up all manly like and grab a newspaper. I did not get scared stiff and use the covers as cover, I swear.

Anyway, then I spot a second one! Now I have two bees flying around my one room, no place to hide, apartment. The newspaper in my hand didn't do any good as they would not hold still, but I kept it as a swating device if needed as I headed into the buzzing for the RAID!

Now, raid in one hand, swating device in the other, I was ready. I felt like Bruce Campbell and his boom stick! One of the bees lands on the wall and the spraying begins. Gotcha! One to go... hmmm... where is it. Then I hear buzzing in the corner. I look, but now there's buzzing in the kitchen. It seems like the buzzing is all over. Am I crazy? Is it psyching me out?

It turns out there's three bees alive in my little four walled room! That's not including the one that I just killed!! What is going on?!

This is when the rampage began. Over the next two minutes or so I killed a total of five bees, plus the first one. That's six bees that were in my "Mommy I want to move back home" studio apartment. When all was safe I called my apartment complex and told them that Killer bees are here and they want my blood. They sent out a matenanince guy and he said that they probably made a nest in my stove fan. Then they called the bee keeper who will not be here until tomorrow morning. GREAT! I get to share my apartment tonight with a thousand little guys that want to kick my ass! I don't think so.

I killed another four bees as they taped my oven fan up, which brings us to a total of ten bees that I murdered today. So tonight I think that I might be crashing at my friend's apartment, but I'll be giving the place a good once over first.

Your next short film... "Mind Your Own BEES-ness"

Someone make it and I'll get you a free can of raid!